Saturday, May 23, 2009

So, as I was browsing Yahoo! Answers, I noticed that "Rinka," the 1/4 German, 3/4 Japanese girl is back. Well, you can be who you want on the internet I guess, but you should be careful and not let anyone prove you wrong. Because, as I took her profile, written entirely in Japanese, and placed it on chiebukuro, well, all the Japanese had explained that her Japanese was so bad. They even made corrections to her profile's Japanese.
So, as I dwell upon this person I have never met before, let me note that supposedly she is 14, from Japan, and she speaks English soooooo well, because she spent three years in ニュー・ジランド。 Oh Rinka, Rinka, Rinka... that is not how you write New Zealand...It's ニュージーランド, you silly fool.

So, for you English-speakers that are like... "What the fuck, I don't get it." Okay, basically this girl threw her information into an online translator, then TRIED to make it proper. She also has the audacity to mention that my Japanese sucks, when she isn't even Japanese. So, let me show you what is wrong with her profile.

●She said, "私は梨花でございます～" (Watashi wa Rinka de gozaimasu)
●No one says "gozaimasu" when they introduce themselves. She could have said Watashi wa Rinka desu (私は梨花です) or Watashi wa Rinka to moushimasu (私は梨花と申します). Gozaimasu is just out there.
●She said, "コミュー二ケイシウォン" if she was smart, or Japanese, she would have realized she wrote, "KomyuNIkeishiuon."
● Rinka, what the fuck is that? First off, you wrote the wrong NI. You threw in the kanji "2" instead of the katakana "ni." Secondly, the ォ should be a ョ. Were you trying to write コミュニケーション? Komyunikeeshon? (Communication)...
● She wrote, "あと小さいころからフランス語も倣っていましたからフランス語も全然大丈夫ですよ （笑）" (Ato chiisai koro kara furansugo mo naratte imashita kara furansugo mo zenzen daijyoubu desu yo (lol)"
● Really? Naratte imasu? You are imitating the french language?? OOH! You mean 習う (narau), so you are tried to learn the French language... kanji, Rinka, kanji.
●Then she wrote, "私はお買物と友達と食べに行くのが大好きです" (Watashi wa okaimono to tomodachi to tabe ni iku no ga daisuki desu).
● Wrong,it should be "私はお買い物と友達と食事に行くのが大好きです" (watashi wa okaimono to tomodachi to shokuji ni iku no ga daisuki desu= I like to go shopping and eating with my friends).